gossip (-_-)

p.s sebenarnya nk start satu post #diarikuHOlife .. nnt kalau ada masa akn tambah hashtag tu.

btw, this is how it goes..

aku keluar dinner dgn kawan. terserempak pulak dgn sorng kawan cina, jadi kami keluar bertiga.

punya syok makan sambil sembang.

ting. ting. msg wassap bising dari phone aku dan sofia. kami sama posting.

"hahaha" sofia gelak bc msg
"ngengggg" balas aku
kesian chong, terpinga2 tak paham.

"knp diorng ni.. tiba2 dok gossip me n that guy?" kata aku, annoyed.

"pernah jadi apa2 ke before ni?" tny sofia
"tulah yg pelik. xde pun. budak2 gurls lain pun tny. hampeh tul la dak laki ni"
"depa saja nk gossipkan hg dgn dia la tu"

"you suka A ka?" tny chong
"a ah" jawab aku yg telinga kuali ni. Aku dgr dia tny mcm ni 'u maksudkan A ka?
chong tny lagi, "you suka A ka??"

"eh tak de la" hahahaha abes semua gelak.
"kau ptt rakam la chong dia jawab a ah td"
"aiyaa tu laa terlepas pulak hahaha"

so here it goes..

aku tgh packing semua barang aku cepat2. makcik dan pakcik aku tgh tggu di ruang tamu rumah kawan yg aku sewa bilik tu.. rupa rupanya bukam kami saja jadi tetamu hari tu, seorang dokter yg dikenali ramai di sini juga turut berada di situ.
Aku dgn rasa humble n seronok jmpa "senior" dlm bidang ni pun melemparkan senyuman plg manis aku pada dokter tu. so this is more or less how the conversation goes;

"kak.. ni kawan xxx, mai amik barang "
she responded; "eh, buat apa kat sini?" with a quite "shocked" expression. aku tak tahu nk rasa apa dengan respon tu.
"dia tumpang sini aritu, masa tak dapat kuaters lagi"
dlm hati aku mcm jerit kecil.. hmm, i was actually paying for this, not simply tumpang.... but well, I do admit they helped a lot, so im thnkful n kept quiet, still smiling brightly. peluh da mula merenik kat dahi sebab penat mengemas express n angkut brg sorang2.

"houseman jugak ni sama mcm xxx" kata kakak kawan aku tu pula. aku? senyum. haha

"ohh houseman jugak ke.." pandang aku atas bawah. lepas tu pndng sebelah mata. literally. I wont forget that look she gave me.

feeling more awkward, to break the awkwardness aku pun politely ask her..
"dokter, ada ke tips boleh kongsi2?"
"sho looked at me with a... hmm.. well 1 thing for sure I dnt like the look she gave me, then replied

"ahh xde tips apa pun,tp kalau nk sgt, ha eloklah awak kuruskan badan tu sbb besar sgt. buat malu je nnt dekat patient"

OH-EM-GEE!!! cn u believed thatttt??! how rude of her.. cnt she find some more decent way to said those things? the fact im loosing 9kgs at that time within 2months, witnessed by others of course doesnt meant anythng. I gave the most sincere laugh I cud give at tht time. I was burning inside.

funny. rasa mcm teraniaya ja. haha
well dr, one day u might hv a problem with weight loss, be it urself or someone u cared about, ppl might do the same to u,and when they did, im sure u will remember this "fondly" and reflects. 

love, 
the fat houseman.